Park (Shuffle)
Begin: 11:14
End: 12:16
Total Time: 1:02 (58 mins shuffling, 4 mins walking)
Total Distance: 5.01 miles
Avg. pace: 12min/mile
Weather conditions: Sunny, cold, low 30's with wind chills in 20's
Road conditions: Wet, patchy slush/ice
Course: Road; out and back; rolling hills
Attire: Sweats, scuba shoes, balaclava......
(Very ninja-esque!!!.....and creepy.....like Hannibal Lector...)
Ok.....where was I again???
Oh yeah.....
.......thermal undershirt, long sleeved t-shirt, short sleeved t-shirt, gloves, sunglasses
Comfort: Quite cold while stretching, but warmed to comfortable pretty quickly...within first 5 minutes. Right foot was cold (it is always colder than my left, for some reason) and almost numb during first mile, but warmed to normal around the 1 mile mark. Face was toasty and the air coming in through my face mask was comfortable temperature, but glasses kept fogging up, which was seriously annoying. Pulled face mask down under my nose which helped with the fogging, but then my nose was frosty. Played with that situation until the turn around point (2.5 miles) then kept the face mask off comfortably for the rest of my shuffle.
Overall feel of shuffle: Comfortably uncomfortable. I started at the "low" end of the park this time, which meant I would spend the first 2.5 miles climbing up a slight, but long, hill. Also, this course starts with a downhill then two up hills right off the bat, so my heart rate shot up pretty quickly right out of the gate. But overall, I liked doing the course this way. I was surprised to see how much time I spent in Zone 4 though.
Physical discomfort: None, really. Right foot soreness in that injury spot for the first mile, but I was able to adjust my foot falls to stop it. No other abnormal discomfort.
Cardiovascular discomfort: Nothing abnormal....shuffling and getting my HR up into the 170's and 180's for an hour always sucks though.... ;) Was happy to see that my maximum HR was below 200 this time. Only touched zone 5 a handful of times, and those were always right before I crested a hill....I did not stop to walk at all today when I reached this zone, as I knew my HR would come back down on the other side of the hills. I just wanted to give zone 5 a quick high five, then duck back down into zone 4 a few times...was not too bad. :)
Psychological discomfort: Before I arrived at the park, I had to stop to get gas. As I got out of my car, the cold wind hit me and I was instantly angry that I had to go for a shuffle (cold wind makes me so MAD!!). As I drove to the park, I had the heat cranked...it was so warm and cozy in my car...I almost passed the park up and drove right back home! But I didn't. I picked a spot in the sun to stretch out, which felt good, though my feet were pretty cold. Once I started shuffling, though, I found my peaceful place...the sun felt wonderful on my face (the little bit of face that was showing) and I could even feel it warming the wet asphalt through the soles of my scuba boots. (I am still always amazed at how sensitive the soles of my feet are...even with the toughened skin). Birds were singing in the woods...I even saw a couple Robins!! Shuffling, though physically icky, is such a wonderful stress and anxiety reliever!
I continued to shuffle in this peaceful state of mind for the good majority of the time. Until I saw a couple "real runners". Two of which carried on a long conversation as they ran gracefully on the snowy, icy trails...they were even laughing!!! They were having a glorious time!! I'll never understand how runners can have conversations while running!! Don't they need that air?? Good heavens!! I hardly have enough breath to think conversations, let alone say them out loud! And LAUGH?!?! Really?!?! Laughing is the FARTHEST thing from my mind when I am shuffling! Nothing is that funny when I am that close to death!!
Then, as I neared the end of my shuffle, along comes this man...at least 8 feet tall....prancing along...long legs that were certainly made of rubber....beautiful, straight posture....effortlessly gliding along the trail. "Wow" I thought to myself (because, we've already established I cannot talk whilst shuffling)....he was the most stunningly beautiful runner ever. He reminded me of those Lipizzaner stallions the way he pranced and sprang so gracefully along...
"I want to try that!" I thought.
I sucked in my bouncing belly blubber (try saying THAT 10 times fast!), tightened my core, stood a bit straighter and stronger, and allowed my legs to prance under me...I sprang about....boing, boing, boing...prancing, dancing, gliding....I looked just like this:
Well, I THOUGHT I looked like that...I FELT like that!! But when I looked at my shadow, I looked more like....
My shadow looked like Barney trying to River Dance....
That caused me a little psychological discomfort.








